ONLY IN INDIA

ONLY IN INDIA:
1. will pepl ask u wat u went to the loo for. just tellin some1 ur goin to the loo doesnt matter u have to give a reason. i mean cmon how many things can u do in a loooooo for gods sake take a guess u numbskull.

2.will pepl complain about the garbage that they themselves throw on the streets.remeber the floods pepl the BMC dint do shit thats true. but we dint do shit that we were supposed to in the first place either now did we? dint ur mom tell u not to litter?.

3.will parents not b afraid to beat their kids to death. not just at home even in public. well dats a nice thing i feel . i mean look how we turned out. we live wid our parents till we r about 30 may b, n some of us forever even after we get married n disrespect is only dealt wid by means of an ass whooping of the 1st order. look at the american kids theyl sue their parents asses if they ever even lay a finger on them. but michael jackson got away wid more than just fingering.....hmmmmn.it took a long time for them to understand the obvious fact that MJ is a paedophile. i mean look at the guy.....

4.will pepl get money for the wierdest reasons. for further info on this 1 ask prince n his parents y theyr 2lac rupees wealthier n ull get ur answer.

5.will pepl, in summer cry for the monsoons n in the monsoon wen it actually rains like a bitch curse the rain GOD's for screwin wid their happiness. i mean u asked for it dint u? .IDIOT.

6.will women in a hurry at railway platforms, bridges and even roads bang into u n scream n glare knives at u for bangin into them. NO JUSTIFICATIONS ON THAT I SPEAK FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE.

7. will pepl drink highly n i mean HIGHLY contaminated water coz it suddenly turned sweeeeet. do all u pepl have ur head so far up ur assses that ulll cant c the difference between contaminated sweet n pure tasteless water.

8. will the media n some other jackasses call the previous mentioned event a freakin miracle. not all of u morons wud drink ur piss if it turned sweet now wud u?or wud sweet pee be classified as a miracle toooo...........????

9.will fat ugly n i mean hedious women wear T-SHIRTs that say CUTIE. thats just MORONIC.BUY A MIRROR. U WUDNT WANNA C U in that Tshirt EITHER...

10. WILL THIS GUY

BE A MINISTER OF NETHIN OR HAVE NETHIN TO DO WID THE GOVERNMENT N THE ADMINISTRATION OF THE COUNTRY. I MEAN ITS A COUNTRY NOT A FREAKIN "TABELA".

11. will poooor broke ass homeless pepl without fud or shelter or clothin have the energy n the stamina to screw their wives n have like 4 kids n above wen we cant afford 2....n we have degrees n jobs n homes n all that stuffff... telll me how? how? how?.....